I was pretty pumped last round to get to choose the prompt. I was really pumped that I got my sister, Doodle, to participate in it! And really REALLY excited when her post won. It completely deserved it – it was a combination of funny and adorable and Pratchett-y that was just golden. Check it out HERE if you want.
She left us with the quote below (follow the link in the picture to go submit your own responses or to read the other responses to the prompt):
He had learned quickly to deal with it. You had to act fast to make it clear that it didn’t matter to you, but that it also wouldn’t be a good idea to keep doing it.
It was certainly a Character-builder. If Character had to do with frequent visits to the infirmary and the principal’s office, scraped knuckles, and a wardrobe that was scrupulously analyzed to give off an air of “don’t mess with me”. His father seemed to think so.
His mother might have preferred if he’d shown the kind of Character that included turning the other cheek, being polite to his elders, and the spirit of camaraderie.
Rossamund was a boy with a girl’s name, and he knew it from day one. He’d tried explaining that it was actually a boy’s name common in Wales in the eighteen hundreds. He’d told them about how his mother was Welsh, and her favourite old Welsh ballad featured Rossamund, a mighty warrior who went off on adventures, slaying dragons, helping damsels in distress, and generally being a badass, manly kind of guy. Even saddled with a name most people read as “Roza-mund”, emphasis on Rose.
He’d only made that mistake once – trying to explain his way out of the teasing. A visit to the park with his mother had cured him of that – no boy can survive being called Rosie in front of his peers. The two years he’d spent at that school were miserable. And most definitely a Character building experience.
He’d been ecstatic when his father’d been transferred out of town for work. He’d learned a lot about fighting dirty at his first school, and took advantage of his mother’s nervous shopping the summer before the second school to acquire armour.
Rossamund smiled grimly at the recollections as he dutifully passed on Character to one of his fellow students. The best that could be said about Billy was that he excelled at contact sports. The unfortunate aspect of his achievements in sports was that he rarely left them on the field, choosing to educate the scrawniest of the boys in the least sportsmanlike manner. Lockers rattled in his wake, papers cascading out of some poor unfortunate’s hands as he exercised.
“C’mon, Billy-boy,” he jeered. SLAM.
“I thought this was how you trained for football?”
SLAM. The burly teen whimpered a cry for help, but none of the students observing stepped forward.
Rossamund hoisted him by the shoulders of his letterman jacket.
“Eh Willy-boy? Wee Willy?” Plant the idea in everyone’s mind, check. He could distantly hear some nervous titters. It was a start “You’re right, this is kind of fun.”
“Please! I’m sorry!” there was a distinct teariness in Billy’s voice.
“What’s that?” Rossamund leaned forward.
“I’m sorry!” the other boy cried.
“I thought that might be it, Tiny.”
Rossamund dragged the boy up by the collar and leaned him, almost gently, up against the dented locker. He slapped him on the shoulder, almost in a comradely manner. He then grinned, an evil looking grimace he’d practiced for hours in front of the mirror, turned, and walked away.
Out of sight of the crowd of witnesses to Billy’s defeat, Rossamund turned in surprise. He vaguely remembered the bookish girl smiling wryly at him from a class – history, maybe. He cocked an eyebrow, not letting down the facade, and said, “Yeah? I am pretty impressive, I guess.”
She nodded slightly. “It’s nice, what you did for John,” she said, referring to the horribly acne-stricken boy Billy had taken a certain extra glee in pushing around.
Rossamund looked around, checking that they were out of earshot of the other students. “I don’t do nice,” he snarled.
The girl only smiled. “Yeah, well, if you ever want to try it in a less… aggressive… way, you should stop by the shelter sometime. Plenty of underdogs there who could use someone to root for them.” She held out a pamphlet which he accepted without thinking.
A swarm of students came around the corner and flowed around them. Most looked cautiously over at Rossamund, to see what he would do next, to get out of the way if possible. Conscious of observation, he stuffed the pamphlet into his pocket, out of sight. She smiled again, and he wondered why he’d never taken notice of how pretty she was before.
He couldn’t resist smiling back at her, but turned it into a disdainful sneer as he turned to face the crowded hallway.
He figured he’d count helping out in a building full of four-footed allergens as yet another Character builder.