Turkey Turkey Turkey Day!

Happy Turkey Day to my American friends in blogland!  I don’t get why you guys put it so late in the fall, but you make up for it by merging yams and marshmallows and brown sugar into an unholy trinity of glorious “no really, it’s not dessert!”

In honor of your ever-so-belated day of giving thanks (seriously, it’s way too close to christmas), I plan to try this completely not-a-dessert recipe for Stuffed Sweet Potatoes from Sweet Pea’s Kitchen.

What am I thankful for on this entirely ordinary Thursday in Canada?

I’m thankful that the salmon are done running, and that the animals have had time to eat all the dead salmon.  Because old-rotted-raw-salmon-on-the-river-bank, as I have learned the hard way, is a demon-smell worse than skunk, but less terrible than old-dead-naked-beaver.

right before he found the beaver. photo courtesy of fellow Meetup member from the hike.  From then on, he looked like a greased up brown dog, and for the next two weeks, any area he sat on for any length of time started smelling like a weazel nest full of piss.  SUPER grateful that this phase of our fall is over.

Gwynn is thankful that the two week period in which he got 5 baths, including one that involved vinegar, coke and baby shampoo, rinced and then applied again is over.

I’m also thankful that, this week, when I took Gwynn and Sadie into the woods for a walk, it was Sadie that rolled in something I’m going to loosely label ‘mud’.  There are times it’s really nice to be able to pass a dog back to its rightful dog-bather at the end of a walk.

A gorgeous fall day, on the Canadian Thanksgiving weekend. Plus side to an early thanksgiving? less chance of snow!

Hope you have a safe and happy Thanksgiving (or Thursday), preferably full of so much food that you pop a button on your pants.  Because, regardless of which Thanksgiving day you do, it’s all about the turkey!

Hogswatch 2012

We did Hogswatch without you…  Happy Belated Hogswatch!  It’s taken me a while to get ahold of pictures, and recover from eating enough to actually write about, well, eating.

What is it?  Check HERE.  Or just know that, in my family, it involves food.  LOTS of food.

and funny hats. Yes, it's a duck-shaped tea-cosy. This is our ode to the duckman. Underneath the ode is K, my partner in Hogswatch crime.

There is nothing quite like the feeling of your house shrinking as the number of people in it doubles for a long weekend.

Considering I spent two days cooking and eating nearly non-stop, I actually got a lot of exercise.  By the time we were done cooking on Sunday night, most of the main floor kitchen had been moved to the basement kitchen, one desperately-needed item at a time.  That’s a lot of stair-sprints.

I am not a food blogger.  I just don’t have the patience or memory to not-eat-right-away, make things pretty, or take pictures along the way.  What we produced was not restaurant-pretty, but it was delicious.  Today I’m giving you the rundown of recipes I can link to actual food-bloggers’ sites.  Maybe tomorrow I’ll give you some recipes.

Chicken

We have a slow cooker.  I’m not honestly sure if it’s ever been used.  My parents have a tendency to buy things in a “OH WOW, how did we live without this thing?  We were practically savages!” kind of way, and then they disappear into the bowels of the house, only to reappear years later as a “What. The. Hell?!  Was this a gift?  From someone who doesn’t like us?  Who would buy this?!”

More to the point, we did a little chicken, carrots and potatoes in the slow cooker, using this recipe from the Crockin Girls.

It’s the first time I’ve ‘crocked’ anything, but it turned out fabulously.  SO tasty, tender, juicy and delicious.  The potatoes didn’t cook as well as everything else, so I’d probably skip them next time.  We  used baby potatoes, and chopped heirloom carrots instead of the vegetables they list.  The other change I made is that I slid slices of lemon and lime (and the spice mixture they use) under the skin of the chicken.  It’s pretty easy to do, and is great for flavoring the meat, rather than flavoring the outside of the skin (which no-one in my family eats, especially not after it was steamed into a kind of mushy meh-ness).

I am SO stalking their site for more crock pot recipes.

Figgy Pudding

FIIIIGS. They are not the most attractive of dried fruits, but oh-so-delicious. Nearly 24 hours into Hogswatch at this point, you can probably see the cracks in my mental stability spreading across my face. Duck? What duck?

When I mentioned that I was making this as part of the dessert, my mum’s response was, “What?  That’s a real thing?  I didn’t think it was a thing!”

bucket o' dried fruit and alcohol. Yummmmmmmm

The alcohol in it gives it a kind of bitter-sweet taste, and it is so full of dried fruit that you could almost pretend that it’s healthy.  It’s spongy and moist and full of tart pieces of fruit.  The part where you flame it at the end wasn’t exactly successful for us, but I’ll be trying it again next time.

With that many people eating, someone’s not going to like something.  C tried it and disliked it because of the background taste of alcohol.  Peanut refused on the grounds of it being contaminated with both alcohol (sometime I’ll tell you about the one and only time she came to the liquor store with me) and dried fruit.  I’d classify it as a ‘grown-up dessert’.

We didn’t change the recipe at all, being kind of unsure about what it was meant to be.  it’s from here.

Key Lime Cupcakes

We used this recipe, and it was delicious.  We decorated them in our own special way, with home-made elephant ears and noses for some, and turtle legs for others.  I swear, the elephant and turtle theme makes sense – you should go read a Discworld novel.

Yes, one elephant has three eyes. That's not really part of pratchett. We formed the little green legs and the elephant ears/nose out of dyed white melting chocolate that we poured into shapes on parchment paper.

In addition to all this, we also had roast duck (from a mishmash of food network recipes), roasted potatoes and beets, spinach and feta tarts, veggie casserole, Wassail Punch, mulled wine, home-made chocolate rats and skeletons onna stick (seriously, it makes sense!), a cheese platter, salad, and cold borscht.  Some recipes will follow.

I beg your pardon, did you just ask me about a duck? preposterous

I am DUCKMAN!

 

Apples with cake in

This isn’t a big post.  Or even a recipe post.  It is, in fact, a redirect.

Look at what I made:

it's a cake!

It’s Apple Sharlotka, and it is delicious.  The recipe is over at Smitten Kitchen, along with considerably more talented and artistic photos.

I don’t see any reason why I should go over the instructions for it, since they dit it first, and better, over at Smitten Kitchen.  I’ll leave it at this:

you cut up a whole lot of apples into a cake pan, and then pour a small amount of cake batter over top of them.  Magic happens in the oven, producing a slice of Heaven.

And now for the reviews:

Peanut – “Dad can have that piece – I’ll get the next one.” (translation: I want a bigger piece than that, and think I stand a chance of possibly getting one if I appear generous).  She then proceeded to have another piece later that evening, and then another the next day… there is a reason there was no more Apple Sharlotka in the kitchen two days after I made it.

Mom – “This is a keeper.”, “We could make it in a muffin tin!”, “You have to make this again.”

Dad (aka the man who doesn’t eat or like most dessert) – “Wow – this is actually really good!”, and “next time we make this, we should try doing it in a square glass pan, it would be easier to clean afterwards” (that might not sound like a good review, but when you consider the fact that he said next time we make this, you know it’s a winner.  Also, bear in mind how terrible he is at reviews)

It’s tart, it’s sweet (but not overly sweet), it turned out pretty without any effort to make it look pretty, and it is, at the end of the day, mostly apple.  How bad could it be, really?

***

On a completely different note – today you might notice that an awful lot of sites are… black.  Black in the ‘my daily dose of bloggy humor is covered in black, and unreadable’ way.  US Congress – please don’t go forward with SOPA/PIPA.  It really isn’t likely to help in the long run, or the short run.  Nathan Badley has a good explanation of things here.

The Prettiest Thing

I found myself at the christmas party night at a country bar recently.  We went for line-dancing and had a blast.  Apart from establishing that, yes, I line-dance with the grace of a giraffe on a unicycle wearing one lead boot, I also got handed a chocolate covered marshmallow on a stick.

I managed to avoid maiming anyone with it while dancing, and even managed to keep my marshmallow-onna-stick and eat it.  It was delicious!  I didn’t hold high hopes for it, since generally such treats are made with ‘chocolate flavoured plastic coating’ and 30 year old marshmallows.  Instead, it was a light and fluffy fresh marshmallow coated in rich dark chocolate, with some candycane crumbles on the top.  It was cute, delicious and an ‘adult’ version of itself.

I wanted to make one!  I wanted to make many!  For a potluck!

I don’t have a recipe or quantities.  The project started at 9:30 on a thursday night, and apart from “i bought wayyy tooo much chocolate” I don’t have any measurements.  This is not the ‘recipe’ kind of project.

What you’ll need, should you choose to make Chocolate Covered Marshmallow-onna-stick:

  • Melting chocolate (I chose the dark belgian chocolate available in neat little rounds at Bulk Barn, but if you don’t like dark chocolate, pick something else.) – I’m guessing I probably used about a cup and a half of them for the 30 marshmallows I coated.
  • sticks – bulkbarn sells actual sucker-type-sticks relatively inexpensively.  Or, for that matter, you could use toothpicks, or shish-kebab skewers.
  • Regular sized marshmallows.  Or you could be super fancy and home-make your marshmallows.  Here’s a recipe for it … but I used store-bought)
  • White chocolate – only if you want to make the pretty swirly additions to the final product.  You won’t need a lot – probably half a cup, if even that much.
  • Sprinkles of some sort – I found the tiny dot type sprinkles worked the best out of what I had available.  You could also use crumbled candycane, or graham cracker crumbs (s’mores onna-stick!), or really anything that would taste good with marshmallows and chocolate.
  • Something to hold them upright to cool – I found that taking an old shoebox and poking small holes in it worked quite well. Alternately, you could use the fancy stand you already have for displaying cake pops.

... because some people make pretty things all the time!

Instructions:

Melt dark chocolate in a microwave safe bowl:  put it in the microwave for 30 seconds at a time, stirring in between, until it reaches a good consistency.  Alternately, you can do a double boiler.

Put sprinkles in a small bowl, and load your marshmallow onto a stick.

Dip your marshmallow into the melted chocolate, and hold it over the chocolate bowl (shaking it lightly) to let the excess chocolate drip off.

Dip the top (or the top and sides, if you want) in the sprinkles.

Stick the marshmallow stick upright into your stand.  Just make sure there’s space between them so that if they do tip, they are unlikely to hit each other.

Move the full stand somewhere cold.  My plan was to put it on the back deck, since it’s a bit warmer than fridge-temperature out there.  It was raining when I tried to go out to our back yard, so I put them on my front deck, because the front deck has a small awning over the door.  My neighbours might think I’m crazy.  I was concerned about squirrels, but apparently they are either sleeping by 10pm, or just not as interested in marshmallows as they would be if they were sugar-high 5-year-olds roaming the streets.  I wouldn’t suggest this technique on, say, Halloween night.

Once the chocolate is cooled enough that you can lay them on their sides, do so, on wax or parchment paper, to prevent too much cleanup-mess.

Melt your small amount of white chocolate (see above options).

With a spoon, or your choice of implement, drizzle small amounts of white chocolate on the side of the marshmallow.  I found putting a bit of the chocolate on a small spoon and then flicking it violently back and forth over the marshmallows made it look artistic and surprisingly professional.

Return to the cool place of your choice until the white chocolate cools and you can flip them over.  Repeat the white chocolate process.

Store in the refrigerator, to ensure that they don’t melt all over and ruin the ‘look’.

Bask in the glow of the praise and disbelief of your friends and family as they gape in astonishment at how that weird thing you’d been working on quietly in the kitchen for the past hour actually turned out looking like something they might buy at that cute little bakery (you know… that one with the adorable cupcakes?) for $7.99.

the prettiest thign I have ever made.

wax paper between layers... and the urge to open my own bakery... I am impressed at myself!

The Prickliest of the Vegetables, but it’s got Layers, like an Onion… or an Ogre

I am so lucky to have found a food buddy.  If you have one, or want one, you know what this is.  If you don’t, then you might just not be ‘food buddy material’.  A FB is someone you can email or phone or randomly interrupt the flow of conversation with, in order to say something like, “I made a soufflé!  It was awesome!”, and who will give you an excited response to that statement.  For example… I emailed M, my FB, and, when thinking of things to add into the ‘things that are new with me’ part of the email, added “Oh! And I made artichokes for the first time this weekend, and they were tasty!”

If I had sent this random tidbit to almost any of my other friends, it is likely that they either would have made a general statement about their dislike of artichokes, or would have completely tuned out that one part of my email, and pretended it doesn’t exist at all. 

M’s response to my email was this, and only this: “Stuffed Artichokes?!!!”

Well, no… but this did lead to me explaining my recipe and dip, and then asking for her explanation of how one stuffs a tiny porcupine-like vegetable thing, her explaining that it’s less of a hollow-out, and more of a stuff-things in amongst the spiky leaf things, and then both of us moving on to recipes we were planning to send each other that we had previously discussed.

See… Food Buddy.  My other friends like to eat the food (though perhaps not the vegetables that look like green alien porcupines), but they don’t like to talk about it nearly as much as I do.  That’s what a food buddy is for.

I know, all you non food-obsessed people are reading this in bafflement, wondering why on earth this type of conversation could possibly be interesting.  All you food obsessed people are thinking of the people in your group of friends/family who would qualify as FBs.  Oooor, you’re thinking, “Stuffed Artichokes?!!!”

Well, I don’t have the stuffed artichoke recipe yet, but I am going to give you the steamed artichoke recipe, though I use the term recipe loosely… there are alot of variables that you can make your own, and I mixed and matched through a few recipes to get my final recipe. I jumbled together both my dipping sauce and my artichokes from a recipe on the food network site and one on Simply Recipes.  The Simply Recipes site gives great pictures of the steps to preparing and eating the artichoke as well, for those of you (like me) who had never eaten a steamed artichoke before.  That site also shows you what the ‘choke’ looks like, and shows you how to eat the bit of the artichoke under the choke, which is very tasty.

Steamed Artichokes

Ingredients (comments)

Artichokes (I made enough for everyone to have one… and by ‘everyone’, I mean, everyone living in my house… so, 5)

1 lemon and 1 lime, sliced thin (or enough sliced citrus to coat the bottom of your steamer basket)

Fresh Herbs (I scattered whole mint, basil and parsley leaves on the bottom of my steamer basket, but that’s because we had those on-hand.  Tarragon, Sage, thyme… anything that smells nice will work)

Bay Leaf

1 clove garlic, sliced thin (I’ll admit, I forgot this… but it would definitely add to the flavour of the artichoke, so add it, but if you forget, don’t stress, it’ll still taste good)

Instructions:

Cut the top half-inch or so of your artichoke off, and cut off the tips of all your leaves.  Cutting off the tips of the leaves is more aesthetic than anything, because the prickly bits stop being prickly once you steam it.  Cut off the stem, and pull off any small or not-nice looking leaves near the stem.  Rub some lemon over all the parts that you cut, to prevent it from turning black at those points during the steaming process.

my pretty artichokes, after they got all cut up. If you want to see the process to get to here, check out the Simply Recipes Site

Put your bay leaf into the bottom of a pot and put in your steamer basket.  Check to ensure that all your artichokes will fit into the steamer basket when it is in a pot that size.  If not, shift to a wider based pot.  Line your steamer basket with slices of your citrus fruit, garlic and the herbs you’ve chosen. 

herbs and citrus into the steamer basket

Place your artichokes stem-side up in the pot, and heat on the stove.  At this point, it really depends on the size of your artichoke.  Mine were tiny, a bit bigger than my fist, and at the half-hour mark, they were very definitely ready to eat.  It could be more or less time for yours, depending on variables.  You know they’re done when the base can be readily pierced by a knife, and the outer leaves can be easily removed.

stem-side up in the pot... notice that I've changed pots since the last photo... I underestimated the space that 5 artichokes take up

Dipping Sauce

The suggestions for dipping sauces that I came across include the following

Mayonnaise dip

Fruity extra virgin olive oil

Melted butter

I went with a version of a mayonnaise dip, and it is even less recipe-like than the previous.  The quantity I made lasted for 5 artichokes worth of dipping, just to give you an idea.

The measuring spoon I used was a tablespoon.  As in, the standard type of spoon used for eating soup or rice or whatever at the table, heaping.

2 spoons mayonnaise

2 spoons sour cream

About a spoonful (or 5 or 6 leaves, if it’s a big-leafed herb) of each of each type of fresh herb used in the steamer basket, chopped fine. 

The zest of one lemon

A dash of balsamic vinegar

This dip was very tasty, though I found it kind of overwhelmed the taste of the artichoke.  The artichoke itself had a great lemony flavour to it, though, being fairly small, didn’t have a whole lot of edible flesh on it.  I have a feeling that this recipe might become a snack-with-movie type of thing at my house.

It's kind of like chips and dip, only with more fibre...

Tom Collins was Trash Talking your Wife! He just left, though…

The original purpose of a Tom Collins, according to Robin Williams’ bartender-clone, was to get an obnoxious drunk out of a bar.  Bartender goes up to Mr. Obnoxious and says something to get him riled up –“I heard Tom Collins called your wife a tramp”, etc – and when Mr. O demands to know where Tom is, he gets told that he just left, was headed to the next pub down the way.  Bartender gets a round of applause for getting rid of Mr. O.

used for squishing things in the bottom of a glass, or whacking obnoxious people in the head

  Mr. O barges into pub two, demands to know where Tom Collins is, and gets told by that Wiley bartender that he just left, and went to the next pub down the way.  This carries on, until the last pub that he goes to, and when he demands to know where Tom Collins is, the bartender makes him a Tom Collins, and tells him to sit down and shut up.  Theoretically, Mr. O then realises how obnoxious he is/has been, and settles down to be quiet for the rest of the evening, having learned his lesson and acquired a very tasty beverage.  The next time, some other bar gets stuck with the latest Mr. O, so that the same place doesn’t always have to put up with having an obnoxious patron. 

a Highball Glass
 
  Why anyone would give an obnoxious person such a tasty drink is beyond me, but, as a refreshing beverage at the end of a long hike, a Tom Collins fits the bill.

Bartender-Williams made us two versions of this, and they’re nearly identical, with one simple twist that really really makes the second version so much better, in my opinion.  For their similarity, however, I’m just going to write out the second version, and say what shouldn’t be included if you want to make a more original Tom Collins.  But do try the second one once, just to see the difference. 

 TC1 = Tom Collins

TC2 = Cucumber Tom Collins

bar spoon, also great for stealing soup out of other peoples' bowls

Tom Collins

Ingredients:

1 oz Gin

1 oz simple syrup (or 2 tsp white sugar)

1 lemon (juice of)

2 – 3 oz soda

1 inch of cucumber, cut into quarters (this is the ingredient that you can leave out to make TC1)

  Instructions:

despite how the lemon juicer looks, the lemon goes open-end down, so that it is open to the straining holes at the bottom. I've been doing it wrong for years. Robin Bartender Williams is a genius. RBW the genius also recommends that if you go out and buy one of these, make sure to get the metal one. It's a bit more money, but it will last you, where the plastic ones won't. Mine just has the lemon shape, but you can get the ones that have both the lemon and lime shapes to them.

1 – (TC2 only) – cut and rinse your cucumber pieces, and put in the bottom of a tall glass (also known as a Highball glass).  Use a musher to lightly squish the cucumber.  I don’t have a musher, and don’t have space in my kitchen for any extraneous single-purpose cutlery, so I used a wooden spoon to smoosh down on my cucumber.  All you need is something with a kind of blunt end so use your imagination for it.

2 – fill your glass ‘3 over’ with ice

3 –In no particular order, juice one lemon into your cup and add your Gin, and simple syrup, or sugar

NOTE: One suggestion RBW gave us was to heat a lime for 15 seconds in the microwave in order to get more juice out of it.  I applied this concept to the lemons I used as well, and it seemed to work out well as well.  Regardless, a refrigerator-temperature lemon or lime will produce the least juice, and a slightly microwaved one will produce the most.  This is not a constantly increasing scale… if you over-microwave your citrus, it might produce a lot of juice, but that juice will be sprayed all over the inside of your microwave, and useless, because that fruit has exploded.

the final product... it seems I might not have used enough ice, but it still tastes delicious

4 – If you have enough ice in there, you should be able to just top up the drink with soda.  It should require around 2 to 3 oz of soda, though the recipe I was given called for 2. 

5 – use your tall bartending spoon to stir the drink, or let the person you made it for stir it.  For those of us without the inclination to own a long skinny spoon, a chopstick works quite well.  The idea is that you don’t want to break up the ice, so you stir around the outside without jostling the ice over-much.  If you’re making TC2, you can try to make your pieces of cucumber come up a bit to mix with the drink, to make it look pretty.

I highly recommend trying TC2… the cucumber adds this crisp fresh taste to it that makes me picture rocking in a hammock by the dock at sunset. 

Simple Syrup

A quick explanation of how to make your own simple syrup – mix equal parts white sugar and water in a resealable container.  There is no need to heat (and heating will likely tinge it a bit brown, which will then tinge all your drinks a bit brown), the sugar will absorb into the water on its own, or with a bit of a shake.  I had mine in an empty honey container until I realised that there was a slit in the side of the container.  The slit explains why my entire counter was sticky by the time I finished making drinks for everyone.

Slainte!

Shaken, Not Stirred… every Bartender has heard this, and doesn’t find it funny, according to Robin Williams

This Monday night, I broke with my usual routine (walk dog, play with dog, feed dog, laze around house, eat at some point myself, have the bedtime of a toddler), and went to a bartending course.  It’s called ‘Get into the Spirit’, and it’s taught as a workshop for this bartending school called Bartenderone.  It is a bit pricey, but you do get three hours of tutelage, and the option of purchasing bar things for really low prices afterwards.  Also, I got a discounted version, so I only spent about $35 for a $100 course.

For those of you who aren’t on the bandwagon yet, these sites are AMAZING for deals on entertainment and other generally useful things:

… I’m sure there are even more outside of my area, and they’re all awesome. 

Back to the drink mixing course, though.  I was already running late when I hit the first roadblock – the door was locked.  Flustered, late, and tired, I made it inside by a roundabout route, and barely skimmed the release form before signing it. 

… not held responsible for injury due to flair, allergies, apocalypse, heart attack, alcohol, rocky barstools, bar-related activities in general… sure, sounds good.

exactly like this... but with longer hair, a paper-boy hat, and the ability to flip bottles through the air with grace (obsessedwithfilm.com)

I was in the middle of the signature when Robin Williams popped up from behind the bar, grinned a Robin-Williams grin and said, “I hope you read that, Ope! Too late!”, in a Robin-Williams voice, after which he swiped the paper out from  under my pen and walked off.  If it weren’t for the fact that Robin Williams was the one to say this, it would have sounded ominous.  No, wait… it sounded ominous anyways.  I racked my brain for the potential terrible things hidden amongst the bartending slang terms and rejections of responsibility.  Were they also not responsible if they purposely poisoned me with the beverages they served?!  Is that how they stay out of criminal court?  “Well, she did accept that risk in the waiver!”… “Oh, ok then.  The family is not allowed to sue you, then, for killing their daughter/sister”

Well, the guy was a Robin Williams look-alike, anyways.  But a really really realistic one!  It was like Robin Williams was cloned, and that clone was a few years younger than him, and had decided to take up bartending, and teaching bartending.

He started off explaining to us the optimal amount of ice.  My first instinct upon ordering a drink is to ask for no ice.  Not, as some might think, in order to increase the amount of alcohol I get in my drink.  Mostly, I just don’t like my drinks that that cold.  However, in bartender land, that ice quantity is a fail

For most mixed drinks, bartenders consider ‘Three over’ to be the ideal amount.  And it makes sense, when it’s explained.  I’ll still ask for my non-alcoholic beverages with no ice, though.  The explanation is based around ordering a rum and coke.  You are paying for ONE ounce of rum.  The coke is ‘on the house’, basically.  No matter how much or little ice is in there, you’ll be getting ONE ounce of rum (a shot), but the amount of coke changes.  If your ice is piled 3 over, you will get about 4 ounces of coke.  This should create a nicely balanced drink, in which you can taste the alcohol, but aren’t basically taking a shot of slightly coke-flavored rum.  The version in which you’ve only got one or two pieces of ice either looks half empty, because they only put the 4 oz. of coke, or is full, but has nearly 8 oz of coke in it.  One version, you’re thinking you’re getting ripped off, and in the other version, you’re highly suspicious of whether they actually put alcohol in.  Either way, that 6 dollar drink is not looking like 6 dollars worth of drink.  Another excellent reason to have your glass that full of ice is that it all takes longer to melt than the small amount of ice you might otherwise have put in.  So having a glass full of ice won’t water down your drink nearly as much as one or two ice cubes will. 

a glass filled three over (123rf.com )

if you topped this up with coke, it would be a sad excuse for a rum-and-coke... cuba would not be libre, and Robin Williams' bartender clone would be disappointed in you (superstock.com)

 

 

He taught us how to pour one ounce through a standard drink pourer thing (bottle pourer – thisnext.com )… you’ll need to practice to figure out the right pace to set for yourself, but the count is : Bubble 2 3 4.  The double syllable on bubble accounts for the lag in the liquor from twisting the bottle right upside down, as well as the ‘one’ count. 

An ounce using these things is measured Bubble 2 3 4 (thisnext.com )

Then, he taught us some drinks.  He showed us how it was done, and then we all went back behind the bar to try our bartending skills.  Using water, of course.  He then made each of the drinks and poured us tiny cups of them to sample.  Basically a ‘this is how it is supposed to taste’ sampling.  Were they delicious?  Yes.  Yes they were.  I get choked up thinking of that Cesar… or is it just that his ‘medium heat Cesar’ basically shoved a white-hot poker up my sinus cavity to clear it out, leaving me watery eyed and dry-coughing?  Maybe.  But it was amazing! 

The best thing is that he showed us how to make the drinks that I never made at home before, because my understanding of their ingredients was a fail.  For instance… ‘bar-mix’ (or bar-lime, or limeade, or ‘what the hell is that irradiated green liquid you just took a sip of?!’… or whatever else you might call it) is not one of the proper ingredients for a whiskey sour, or any other lemony or lime-ey tasting alcoholic beverage. 

Medium spicy made me feel like I was about to shoot flames out of my nose. it was a beautiful thing. (nonamedufus.blogspot.com)

I might never be able to go out to the bars again… I feel like I would end up jumping over the bar, having brought my own lemon-squeezer out on the town, and proceeded to make Tom Collinses for All!

I’ll even pass the recipes on to you all, but figured I’d do that in the next post instead, so that I can pass on the wisdom I acquire from making these things at home, without direct supervision by Bartender-Williams.

What recipes do you have to look forward to?

Cesar (vodka)

Tom Collins (gin)… times two, because we’re awesome like that, and it isn’t the old man drink I thought it was, at all!

Mojito (Rum)

Whiskey Sour (… )… though it can also be done with any other alcohols, and you just switch the Whiskey part out of the title. For instance… do not serve someone a ‘whiskey sour’ with amaretto in it.  Serve them an Amaretto Sour, it is less confusing :)

Margarita (Tequila)… we didn’t do this one in class, but he did include a recipe in our handout.

Cheers!

It’s not Delivery, OR Delicio!

I have an admission to make.  I ruthlessly hunt through this vegan recipe site, and then heartlessly butcher the recipes to suit my own culinary pleasure.  It’s not that the recipes aren’t amazing as-is, it’s just that I eat meat… and cheese… and real butter… and honey.  I try to incorporate vegetarian meals on a regular basis, but vegan and raw-foodist just take it a bit too far.  I eat tofu (and enjoy it!), but the soy-butter and soy-cheese and other faux-dairy products aren’t something I’m interested in.  For one thing – they are very very processed, and I would rather eat animal products than heavily processed foods full of chemicals and preservatives.  I’m pretty sure it isn’t possible to make a pizza crust like I’m used to with raw foods, so I won’t even get into that.  So, when I mention a recipe from this site, it either means that the recipe never had non-vegan ingredients in it, or it means that I ignored all the vegan butter, soy-cheese and soy-milk, and substituted butter, cheese and milk. 

This pizza crust recipe comes from the vegweb site, but it is one of the few recipes I’ve tried from there that doesn’t have any ingredients I needed to modify into less vegan things.  It is such an easy recipe, and lets you make some amazing home-made pizza with a nice thin crust.  A friend of mine recently explained to me that pizza is supposed to be healthy – a nice thin crust, tomato sauce, lots of vegetables, some meat, and a bit of cheese on top.  I can’t deny my love-affair with cheese, so my version of this healthy meal is pretty heavy on the cheese.  But I do agree with her that the crust shouldn’t be an inch thick, and greasy enough to soak through a phonebook. 

Easy Pizza Crust

Ingredients (comments!)

1 (1/4 ounce) package yeast

½ tsp honey (nope, not vegan, and not in the original recipe, but I like to add something sugary to the yeast mixture.)

1/3 cup lukewarm water

3 cups flour (I use 2 cups whole wheat, and 1 cup white – the more whole wheat you add, the more water you will need to get the right consistency)

1 tsp salt

2/3 cup lukewarm water (or as much as is necessary to get a good consistency)

Instructions (comments!)

Dissolve the yeast and honey into 1/3 cup lukewarm water and let stand 10 minutes (or until foamy on top). 

Mix flour and salt in a big bowl, add the yeast mixture, blend, then add 2/3 cup lukewarm water, to make a pliable, elastic dough. 

Form into a ball, cover with a clean damp cloth (soak the cloth in hot water, then squeeze it out), and let rise until doubled in a warm place (20 to 30 minutes).  I use the ‘bread proof’ setting on my oven.  There’s a similar setting on some dehydrators as well.  The main goal is to make sure that it’s a warm place, and that the bread won’t be exposed to too much air-movement.  If you’re looking for a warm place, the top of a fridge is surprisingly toasty.

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.

Roll out dough (put down flour before you start rolling it out), leave lip around the edge (I don’t… but I like my pizza really thin-crusted).  Spread sauce (leave space between the edge of crust and the edge of sauce), and top as desired.  Note:  for cheese, Mozzarella will bubble less than cheddar, which is why it is usually used on pizza.  Soy cheese will melt in ways unknown to me.

Lay out on a pizza stone or a flat pan.  Putting down cornmeal under the pizza will help prevent it from sticking, as well as adding a bit of crunch.

Bake for about 20 minutes, until the crust is crisp, and the toppings are sufficiently heated through.

A variation you can include is to add herbs to the crust.

Pizza was a huge success, despite the fact that we ended up eating a bit later than expected.  We made two batches of crust to feed 7 people, with less than half a pizza left-over.  Each batch makes two thin-crust pizzas about 12 inches in diameter. 

Pictures?  Not a chance!  The genteel, well-brought up ladies I invited over for dinner ate like starved feral dogs.  I think I’d have lost the camera if I’d put it between them and the next pie out of the oven!

Pumpkin Dog Treats

Dog tried his best to get all the pumpkin before trick-or-treating happened

Halloween is when we discovered that Dog looooooves pumpkin.  Once we started carving up our pumpkins, he became a canine hoover, sucking up every scrap and shred that fell to the floor. 

Seeing as Dog had joined our family barely a month prior to this, my first reaction was to hustle him from the pumpkin filled room (and potential death), and go educate myself via Google.  Oh good – pumpkin is not bad for dogs.  It is, in fact, a good thing to give them. 

I was, and still am, paranoid about what constitutes poison for dogs.  I was worse in those first few weeks of dog ownership, though, with visions of death lurking around every new food-type.  After all – dogs react poorly to some very strange things.  I would never have guessed that grapes or onions would be something that could do terrible things to a dog’s internal organs – if anything, I’d have assumed, prior to doing research, that anything I can eat, he can eat too.  And without any untoward consequences, theoretically. 

So, a little Google searching turned up a number of things about pumpkin which made Dog a very happy camper.  Pumpkin is good for dogs (and people).  It has vitamin A, which helps in resisting infection.  It has potassium for good blood pressure and iron for healthy blood.  It has lots of dietary fiber, and, in its pureed form, is a natural remedy for constipation.  The dietary fiber in it absorbs water, making it a good solution to diarrhea. 

Further research (because I am quite paranoid about what I feed Dog) revealed that pumpkin seeds are another winner on the list of things to feed your dog.  Apparently, they are a treatment for tapeworms, if you serve them to your dog ground up or in paste form.  The amino acid known as cucurbitin is effective in eliminating worms, by paralyzing the worms and eliminating them from the digestive system, in both people and pets.  The suggestion for worm removal is to grind fresh seeds and sprinkle them on top of your dog’s food, administered 3x a day until your pet is rid of the parasite.  They suggest that the dose can range from 60 grams to 500 grams of seeds, depending on the size of your dog.  I would suggest that you check in with your vet (at the beginning, to get the go-ahead, and then to ensure it is actually working, and that the worms are all gone) over the course of trying this treatment, but it is a non-chemical solution to stomach worms, and I think I’ll try it if Dog gets them.

Pumpkin seeds can also improve his urinary tract health, and contain a number of nutrients that are good for your dog’s overall health. 

At the end of the night, Dog got a little pumpkin to chew on, and we stuck the rest of them in the oven to bake.  We have many little baggies of frozen cooked pumpkin in our freezer, and I alternate between adding some to his food dish and to dog treat recipes. 

NOTE: if you decide to bake your pumpkins next Halloween (or next time you have a bunch of random big pumpkins in your house or yard), make sure to put them in deep dishes, like a roasting pan or a high-sided baking pan of some sort.  We put them on cookie trays, and they made a HUGE mess in our kitchen, and in our oven.  The juices leaked out onto the bottom of the oven, and then, when we opened the oven door to check, the juices leaked out onto our floor.  Not fun.  However, all pumpkins, whether they’re pie pumpkins or the standard giant carving pumpkin, are edible for dogs, so you don’t need to go out and pay extra for small pumpkins for him.  Canned pumpkin is also an option – not pumpkin pie filling… that has all sorts of sugar and other things in it.

The pumpkin dog treats are a particular favorite of his – he smacks his lips at me when he sees one in my hand (which is baffling, because I didn’t think dogs could do that, but there it is, lip-smacking, moist *pop* noise and all), and I make them soft enough to easily break up for training purposes.  The recipe changes a bit each time, in order to get the right consistency (in my opinion at the time), and depending on what types of flour I have on hand.  If you want to be able to cut out shapes in your cookies, make the mixture thicker, but if that’s not your thing, it can be a bit looser.  Generally, I bake a single giant cookie, and take a pizza cutter to the cooked product. 

I made some last night, and I’ve included my ingredients.  This time, I decided to go for an entirely gluten-free treat, since a lot of dogs have issues with processing wheat, and I’ve run into a number of people who don’t let their dogs have products with wheat in them.  Dog hasn’t shown any issues with any food he’s gotten, although he has turned his nose up at a few things.  I just like to have the option of giving a dog a treat, and having gluten-free treats makes that more likely.  The other thing I’ve found is that, if your treats contain peanuts or peanut butter, be extra careful asking if you can give someone else’s dog a treat.  If they or someone in their family are allergic to peanuts, the dog licking them can cause them to react.

Soft Pumpkin Treats for Dogs

  • 1.25 c cooked pumpkin (if you’re using canned pumpkin, you may find you need to add a bit of water to get things to an easy consistency to stir.  Also, feel free to add more pumpkin to the mix, and adjust flour to suit)
  • 2 eggs
  • ½ c rolled oats
  • ½ c pumpkin seeds
  • ½ tsp ginger
  • ½ tsp cinnamon
  • 3 c Flour (only approximate – keep adding flour until the mixture reaches the consistency you want.  Use whatever type of flour you want, that is safe for feeding to dogs.  More or less flour might be needed, depending on the types you’re using, and depending on whether you’re cooking it by drops, or cutting it into shapes)

The flour I used this time:

  • 1 c chickpea flour
  • ½ c rice flour
  • ½ c oat flour
  • 1 c cornmeal flour

Preheat the oven to 350F.  Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.  This makes it much easier to remove the cookies from the pan, and makes the pan easier to clean.  

Mix wet ingredients, and then add rolled oats and pumpkin seeds.  Add flour, stirring, until the mixture reaches the right consistency for what you want to do with it. 

If you’ve made the mixture a bit wet, you can drop it by spoonfuls, making the drops as big or as small as you want.

You can roll out a dryer mixture and cut shapes to put on the parchment paper

What I do is roll out the mix on the parchment paper, until it is about half an inch thick, or less.  I cook it like that, and use a pizza cutter to slice it up into the appropriate sizes of treat.

Bake in the oven at 350F for 30 minutes, or until lightly brown and cooked through.  Leave them to cool, and put away.  They can store in the fridge for a few days, or put them in the freezer, and they’ll keep for a few months. 

I found that this batch (the first time I didn’t add any wheat flour) smelled a bit unusual, but Dog loves them just the same.  I think the different smell might be due to the addition of rice flour, because I’ve used the oat and chickpea flour in people-cookies (not called people cookies… just trying, in my own incoherent way, to indicate that not all my baking is done for the dog) before, and it didn’t smell quite like this.  Not a bad smell, just…not as pumpkin-ey as I was expecting.  After finding out about the powers of ground up pumpkin seeds, I think I might try putting some through the food-processor before adding them to the next batch.  Not because I think Dog has worms, of course – just because it seems to me that, ground, they probably are more easily digested, meaning he’ll get the full vitamin and mineral benefit of the seeds.

Here are some other pumpkin treat recipes I’ve found, though there are plenty more on the web.  My own version of pumpkin treats is inspired by these treat recipes, and others (including those that use other vegetable purees) along with the contents of my cupboards at the time I decide to make them.

The sites below are where I most recently found information about the health benefits of pumpkin for dogs:

Blue Cheese is Not the Enemy

The thing I find about blue cheese (a thing I love, and will eat with things or on its own whenever possible) is that people don’t give it a chance.  Because, no doubt, it looks like it’s gone off.  It isn’t blue in the same way as that cheese you lost in the back of your fridge is, though… they put particular bacteria in it, and create this cheese on purpose.  There are mild ones, as well as the really strongly flavoured ones, and the flavour is really nice, if you’d only give it a chance.  I’m not saying that you have to like it… I’m just saying that you can’t assume that something that you don’t like the look of should automatically go on the ‘don’t eat’ list.  Try it.

I am taking a bit long to fully post my Hogswatch recipes and the event itself, but it seems like I don’t have enough time in the day lately.  Gathering all the recipes and pictures together has also been a bit trying, so I’m just going to break things up in to smaller pieces than originally planned.  The salad below is actually something we found in an LCBO Food and Drink magazine – they have some surprisingly good stuff, and this salad was really easy to make, tasty, and looks good.  When we’re serving things just for the family, it really doesn’t matter what the final product looks like, but it is always nice to see something turn out really similarly to what it looks like in the professionally done photos. 

This salad was K’s first time trying blue cheese – she thoroughly enjoyed it.  There isn’t all that much blue cheese in the recipe, but it gives the cheesecakes a nice savoury flavour that really contrasts well with the sweet-tartness of the pomegranates.  Besides – who wouldn’t want the excuse to eat cheesecake before dessert?

Warm Stilton Cheesecakes on Baby Greens with Pomegranate Vinaigrette

INGREDIENTS:

Stilton Cheesecakes

  • 8 oz (250 g) brick style cream cheese (take this out well in advance, so that it’s already room temperature when you start mixing – that will make things a lot easier)
  • 2 eggs
  • 4 oz (125 g) stilton, crumbled (you could also use another blue cheese, if you can’t get stilton)
  • 1 tbsp (15 mL) finely chopped chives
  • ¼ tsp (1 mL) fresh ground pepper

Vinaigrette

  • 1/3 c (75mL) unsweetened pomegranate juice or cranberry juice (our grocery store recently filled an entire cooler-area with POM juice, which is what we use.  It comes in a relatively small container as well, which is nice – you don’t end up with an entire jug full of pomegranate juice leftover, that may or may not be a hit with the household)
  • 2 tbsp (25mL) red wine vinegar
  • 1 tsp (5ml) granulated sugar or liquid honey
  • ½ tsp (2mL) dijon mustard
  • ¼ c (50mL0 grapeseed oil
  • Salt and freshly ground pepper

Salad:

  • 12 cups (3L) baby greens
  • Pomegranate seeds (a hint for getting the pomegranate seeds out of the pomegranate – cut it in half, hold a piece over a bowl, cut side down, and whack it with a wooden spoon.  Once you’ve gotten most of the seeds out that are visible, you can cut it smaller, and continue whacking it.  Eventually, though, it does come down to picking tiny seeds out of the pomegranate.  If you’ve got a lot of white bits in with your seeds, fill the bowl with water, and stir a bit – the seeds will sink, the white bits will float.  The seeds that have gone off a bit will also tend to float, remove those as well)
  • Toasted sliced almonds (We use toasted pumpkin or sunflower seeds, since we’ve got a family member who is allergic to almonds.  Basically, this part is mostly for some crunch in the salad)

Instructions

  1. For stilton cheesecakes, preheat oven to 325 F (160 C)
  2. Line 8 cups of a muffin pan with silicone liners or place a silicone muffin pan on a baking sheet.  (the first time we did this recipe, we just greased the metal muffin tin – it didn’t turn out as pretty as it could have, but it meant we didn’t have to go out and buy silicone liners or a silicone muffin pan.  However, the muffin pan is very useful, and wasn’t too expensive – it can be used for a ton of other recipes, so it’s a good buy)
  3. Beat cream cheese with an electric mixer in a bowl until smooth and fluffy.  Beat in eggs, 1 at a time, until well blended.  Fold in stilton, chives and pepper.  Divide among muffin cups, making 8 cheesecakes. Bake for about 15 minutes or until puffed and slightly soft in the centres.  Let cool in pan on a rack, serve warm (or cover and refrigerate for up to 2 days and reheat before serving)
  4. For vinaigrette, whisk together pomegranate juice vinegar, sugar and mustard, gradually whisk in oil until blended.  Season to taste with salt and pepper
  5. To serve, whisk vinaigrette and pour half over greens.  Toss to coat and arrange on salad plates.  Top each with a warm cheesecake and garnish with pomegranate seeds and almonds.  Drizzle with more vinaigrette

Serves 8

We served this as our first course at Hogswatch – it gave people something to dig into while I was still carving the chickens and duck.

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